So there was this boy, Chris, who at a young age injured his eye and had to have it removed. His father being a wood worker made him a wooden eye. He sculpted it and painted it so that it would look as realistic as possible. However, growing up was still hard. All through school Chris would get teased for having an eye made of wood.
Senior year of high school Chris decided to finally go to prom. At prom he also had plucked up the courage to ask someone to dance. He had nothing to lose since he would be graduating soon and leaving high school. Well, he looked around the room and his eyes fell on Lani who happen to have a hump on her back. Lani, at the same time, too decided to ask someone dance with her for the same reasons as Chris.
She looked up and they locked eyes. Chris walked across the room and said, "would you care to dance with me?"
Lani replied, "WOULD I! WOULD I!"
He angrily said, "At least I'm not a HUNCH BACK!"
More jokes to come.
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